Hello. I'm not sure whether or not you heard, but Lara and I are moving to New Zealand. We're quitting our jobs and selling all of our stuff and getting the hell out of here.
If you already knew that, great. You're one step ahead. You also probably know how ridiculously important we are. If you didn't know that, let me break it down for you. We're both extremely funny and popular, and we have like tons of friends.
Now listen up. Ashton Kutcher doesn't take a dump without Tweeting about it. Likewise, Adam and Lara don't take a year long hiatus without keeping our fan base updated and informed. Hence we've started this blog. Because what we say and do is extremely important and you should all really care about it.
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FIRST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI cannot wait for you to leave. I didn't mean that. I miss you already.
ReplyDeleteHave any room for another Lara in your suitcase?
ReplyDeleteOnly if it is a travel-size Lara.
ReplyDeleteIm getting pretty sad about you two leaving. And by 'pretty' I mean 'tremendously", and when I say 'you two' I mean 'Lara'.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the only responsible thing to do during a recession. You 2 are awesome!
ReplyDeleteI was so worried that I wouldn't be able to nag you for a whole year, but thank goodness, this blog solved that problem! xo Mammy
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